hard crimes

So Tammy told me this story about how she almost got arrested yesterday for drinking in the street. As three burly policeman slid the door back on a S*W*A*T style van and leapt out, Tammy claimed that she thought it was okay for them to drink there as it was "just a piece of grass". The reasoning behind this claim? We'll never know. Thankfully the police realised that the time and effort it would take to jail our little Tamasina was not worth it and she was spared life as a convict. This time.